There are a number of reasons I read my spam mail. These include:
- to check for Femplay product updates
- to read about how ‘Web Administrator’ will increase the size of my inbox if I give them my account username and password
- to find out that I have inherited $2 million from the will of an estranged relative of mine living in the US
- to determine methods to enhance and maintain my erection during sex with my girlfriend.
What I love about some spam mail is the way it makes assumptions about: a) my gender, b) the kind of sex that I have, and c)the fact that I could not see impotency as anything other than an inhibitor to ‘proper’ sexual gratification.
This spam ad particularly annoys me:
.Find out how to- absolute*ly satisfy your. girlfri*end
Gary Gordon to me
Erectile dysfunction(ED) or (male) impotence is a sexual dysfunction [sic] characterised by the inability [sic] to develop or maintain an erection of the penis. There are various underlying causes, such as cardiovascular leakage and diabetes, many of which are medically treatable.
3 different tablets are currently available from your doctor and these work when there is sexual stimulation. Depending on the treatment, it will need to be taken 20 minutes to 1 hour before sex, and the period of time over which it works can vary between 3 hours and up to 36 hours.
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Yes. As a woman without a male partner, I have no idea how I’m supposed to respond to this.
